Monday, March 31, 2008
Jodhaa Akbar Review
The Jodhaa Akbar experience in 3 (or more) words
- to the Movie
AAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!
- to Ashutosh Gowariker
Stop making movies! ~please~
- to AR Rahman
Was it you?
- to Hrithik Roshan
- to Aishwarya
at least TRY to act!
- to all the technicians and animals involved in the movie
Waste of time
- Serious Conclusion
Absolute waste of time
- No jokes this time - Conclusion
Poking yourself in the eye is less painful ... and a lot faster.
you get the drift!
Ashutosh Gowariker seems to simply love making movies - he loves making them so much that he just doesn't want to stop - no really - give this man his way and he would would make a 10 hour movie - about how he woke up in the morning and took a crap! and oh - since there are 100 elephants in his backyard it is as epic.
Oh Ashutosh ... I have this excellent theme for your next movie -
remember the Ek-Anek animation that used to show on Doordarshan? Lets make a 4 hour musical epic out of that one ... it even has birds and squirrels!